City Craft Beers | City Craft Beers!
Sexy beer photos, Bullshit beer reviews and the best craft beer t-shirts you've seen since lunch.
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Are you proud of this city’s craft beer scene?

 

…. ah, yes actually.

Well that’s good.  You should be.  We have world class beer here, and with one of our super fantastic Periodic Table shirts, you will be a beacon for the entire craft beer community as we know it.  We have included every brewery in the city and all of our fermenting friends up and down the island.

 

As breweries open and the community evolves, so will these shirts. So if you hear of something new on the horizon, odds are we know about it too and it’s already cued up to be printed on the next batch.

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Josh Model

Super Fantastic Periodic
Table T-shirt

Should some pompous twit ever ask “who are you wearing?” You can just casually say “everybody.”

Bullshit Beer Reviews

Most beer reviews are moronic at best.  There are far too many halfwits throwing around buzzwords and poo-pooing on hard working and talented brewers.  We think that’s dumb, so we do it like this.  Which, is also dumb.

  • The Shiny Penny is like discovering the massively hungover lout at the drive-thru window has haphazardly chucked your fries into the bag thus spilling almost half of them to the bottom of the bag. But you don't know this because nobody actually looks in the bag, you just jam your hand in there and feel around for the container of salty potato goodness.


    However, once you've hoovered your entire meal at the wheel, you THEN check the bottom of the bag and.... voila. The motherload.


    Again, this beer is a lot like that.

    I'd pick up a shiny penny anytime.


    Pairs delectably with Tombstone.


    Rating: 🎱/10

a few recent reviews

Goings on

What’s happening on the scene……….. man.

(news, articles, profiles, recipes etc.)

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Food & Booze Event Photography

Are you hosting or promoting an event?  It’s always great to come away from a whiz-bang good time with a whack ton of dazzling photos for your social media and promotional materials.

Uhmm… yes, gorgeous photos for my event please.
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Who's driving this boat?

matt-bio-landscapeMatt Schmitz
Founder | Photographer | Word Slinger

Pretty much ever since I was a kid I had a passion for photography. HAH! Yeah right. What a line that is. When I was a kid I had a passion for Play Doh and Lik-M-Aid Fun Dips.

 

I did eventually figure out what all those buttons on my Nikon do and in the process, I fell in love with the craft beer scene.  I’ve been shoving my camera in front of people’s drinks ever since.

Contact

For photography service inquiries, questions or comments about our T-shirts or just to say I love you…. drop us a line.  Cheers!

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